I was going to post this last night but I was having blog issues. When I was working on the post one of my co-workers was asleep at his desk. He had been in the office 12 hours, hadn't gotten much sleep and was only asleep 10 minutes or so.
TOP 10 THINGS TO SAY IF YOU ARE CAUGHT ASLEEP AT YOUR DESK
1. They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
2. I wasn’t sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands.
3. I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!
4. Amen
5. This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last management course you sent me to.
6. Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper
7. I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress.
8. This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!
9. Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won’t wear off!
10. Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.
1 comments:
He-he-helarious! My favorites are two and four. :)
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